Saturday, October 16, 2010

Lovers Anonymous Anyone?

Seems like everyone's talking about LOVE these days.. 

Question: Why isn't there lovers anonymous?  A place where an individual can go to be mentored on things like; preparing yourself for an accidental run in with an EX or 'old habit', ways to avoid unnecessary calling/texting, tips on how to stay away (even if you REALLY don't want to) and how not to shop/visit all the places where you might bump into that special someone.  The nonexistence of LA might be the reason for Thursday night.

At least I'm not the only one..

How many times have we all heard, "should I message him/her or am I being crazy".
It doesn't matter how you answer them because a minute later they will message you, "I sent it"..
Let's not forget this one.. --> "He or she wants to hang out" (NO TIME TO RESPOND) "I'm not going to sleep with them".. Again it doesn't matter how you answer because two hours 2 hours later.. "There coming over.. OMG".. The next day when you wake up, no matter how early it is, you'll have this text message waiting for you --> "We did it".. Followed by.. "But don't worry I don't feel bad about it.. I just really wanted to".. By the end of the day tears, what did it mean, why haven't they said anything and why did I do that. Unfortunately somewhere in between the tears and the advice the individual has already fired off  7 paragraph text messages and tried calling at least once... but yes you're probably right.. They're probably working, left their cellphone in the car or it must have died because you know he or she didn't charge it last night.. 

Albert Einstein said this, "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." So why do we put ourselves through the constant heartache and heartbreak? Here's my phone #(555)-555-5555 let me know if you know something I don't.


What haven't we learned?

No you shouldn't call, this time isn't different, you are going to sleep with them, NO they haven't changed, they did see that you called,
that text message they say they sent that you didn't receive they didn't.. but YES they did receive all of yours, the grass isn't always greener on the other side, now that Steve is no longer in the picture it doesn't mean you should get back with Stan and it is a good thing he's with Sally, don't buy a new outfit for a date with a person who always blows you off, if you did buy a new outfit and the plans 'fell through' keep it for a day that you just want to feel hot, please don't sit around until ten pm waiting for a text message from someone that you had plans with at six-go visit with friends, it is never the last time if it's been the last time before, don't delete them off Facebook out of spite and don't be upset when it is you who has to be the one to add them again, stop analyzing absolutely everything-yes it is driving you and all your friends nuts,  sex does change things, if you hear they're sleeping around but choose not to believe it wear protection and don't only own a blackberry because you can tell if they've read your text message or not...


Even with I'll the advice I've received I am still sitting here wondering why he hasn't called today...

A few tips:
>If you call in to Rogers you can block a number from calling but remember this does not include text messages. When the person eventually calls an answering machine will play a recording informing the caller that they've been blocked
or..

>If you don't want the person to know you've blocked them since you're not sure if they'll even call anyways, there's an app from Rogers that allows you to block a number including text messaging.  The plus-side++/downside the person will have no idea you've blocked them even if they call.
>For those of you with an iPhone there is an app that you can use when you've been drinking to block certain numbers from sending or receiving calls/text messages until the next morning.

Here goes..


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